Top tips for being in the saddle this summer
Click. You've spent two weeks thinking about it, three days monitoring the weather forecast, a couple of hours poring over Google maps planning the ride, half-an-hour layering on your riding gear - and what you get for all that effort as the electric foot tries to draw on energy the near-flat battery doesn't have is just that. A click.
The opening of your biking season has stalled before it's even started as you adopt that Mr Bean pose and expression, and sometimes the vocal effect too. Either that or voicing a variation upon "how unfortunate"...
What passes for summer - and those fair weather riding opportunities - may, or may not, be imminent, but your classic bike may not be so happy about coming out of hibernation if your preparation didn't start the previous October.
Ironically, it's likely to be the experience with more modern classics which rely on electrical energy to wake them up than ancient and relatively uncomplicated machines that respond to liberal use of a size ten boot to kick them into life.
No matter what the level of classic biking or ownership experience, there's always something to be learnt - whether about biking in general, or your machine specifically.
Let's take a look at points to consider - or pass on - when it comes to awakening your steed.
But let's also consider ourselves and our preparedness if it's six months or more since we clocked up what, for some of us, might only be a hundred or so miles a year of riding.