There was a time when buying a truly grand car didn’t simply mean choosing a colour, ticking the box for heated seats, and wondering whether the salesman was being sincere about the “exclusive” floor mats.
At the top end of the market, the process was much closer to ordering a suit. You chose the chassis and mechanicals from a manufacturer such as Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Delage, Hispano-Suiza or Talbot-Lago, then sent it away to be clothed by a coachbuilder. The result could be elegant, restrained, theatrical, faintly ridiculous, or all of the above, depending on the client’s taste and how many people in the room were brave enough to say no.
This was coachbuilding: the art of creating bespoke bodywork for individual cars, a craft that grew directly out of the horse-drawn carriage trade. Which explains the language, really. Bodies were “built”, interiors were “trimmed”, and the whole thing had more in common with Savile Row than a modern production line.